Their "best guess" as to how I would like Hugo was 3.6 stars out of a possible 5.
I rated it a 1. Its technical construction was not bad, but so many of the story's turns were implausible, even for a children's fantasy tale, that I think I sprained my prefrontal cortex trying to keep disbelief suspended.
This is the first Scorsese picture I have ever walked out on.